NEEDLESSLY CRUNK

Just a bunch of crunk song lyrics about things that don't necessarily need crunk song lyrics.

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OH HOW YOU DOIN MAMAYOU LOOK VERY NICE TODAYHOW YOU DOIN MAMAYOU LOOK VERY NICE TODAY
DID YOU SLEEP GOOD?HAVE SOME GOOD DREAMS?THAT’S FUCKIN AWESOME MOMI’M GLAD TO HEAR IT MOM
WHAT CHU MEAN WHERE’S THE CAT? (WHAT!)HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW?WHY YOU ASK ME THAT? (WHAT!)HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW?
I’M OFFENDED, MOMI’M OFFENDED, MOMI’M OFFENDED, MOMI’M OFFENDED, MOM
BY THE WAY, CAN YOU HELP ME GETTHIS BLOOD OFF MY ONESIE?DONT ASK NO QUESTIONSJUST HELP ME GET THIS BLOOD OFF MY ONESIE

OH HOW YOU DOIN MAMA
YOU LOOK VERY NICE TODAY
HOW YOU DOIN MAMA
YOU LOOK VERY NICE TODAY

DID YOU SLEEP GOOD?
HAVE SOME GOOD DREAMS?
THAT’S FUCKIN AWESOME MOM
I’M GLAD TO HEAR IT MOM

WHAT CHU MEAN WHERE’S THE CAT? (WHAT!)
HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW?
WHY YOU ASK ME THAT? (WHAT!)
HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW?

I’M OFFENDED, MOM
I’M OFFENDED, MOM
I’M OFFENDED, MOM
I’M OFFENDED, MOM

BY THE WAY, CAN YOU HELP ME GET
THIS BLOOD OFF MY ONESIE?
DONT ASK NO QUESTIONS
JUST HELP ME GET THIS BLOOD OFF MY ONESIE

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WHAT THE FUCK FISHESYOU KNOW YOU NIGGAS CAN’T FLYWHAT THE FUCK FISHESYOU KNOW YOU NIGGAS CAN’T FLY
GET BACK IN THE WATER GET BACK IN THE WATERGET BACK IN THE WATERGET BACK IN THE WATER
AT LEAST WAIT UNTIL IT RAINSSO YOU WON’T DRY OUT AND DIEAT LEAST WAIT UNTIL IT RAINSSO YOU WON’T DRY OUT AND DIE
FUCK YOU THEN NIGGA!I WAS TRYNA HELP YOU OUTKEEP FLYIN NIGGAI WAS TRYNA HELP YOU OUT
ASHY ASS NIGGASASHY ASS NIGGASOL CRUSTY FIN HAVIN’ASHY ASS NIGGAS

WHAT THE FUCK FISHES
YOU KNOW YOU NIGGAS CAN’T FLY
WHAT THE FUCK FISHES
YOU KNOW YOU NIGGAS CAN’T FLY

GET BACK IN THE WATER
GET BACK IN THE WATER
GET BACK IN THE WATER
GET BACK IN THE WATER

AT LEAST WAIT UNTIL IT RAINS
SO YOU WON’T DRY OUT AND DIE
AT LEAST WAIT UNTIL IT RAINS
SO YOU WON’T DRY OUT AND DIE

FUCK YOU THEN NIGGA!
I WAS TRYNA HELP YOU OUT
KEEP FLYIN NIGGA
I WAS TRYNA HELP YOU OUT

ASHY ASS NIGGAS
ASHY ASS NIGGAS
OL CRUSTY FIN HAVIN’
ASHY ASS NIGGAS

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LISTEN UP NIGGAYOU NOT GON ACT UP IN THIS STORELISTEN UP NIGGAYOU NOT GON ACT UP IN THIS STORE
DON’T TOUCH NOTHIN (WHAT!)DON’T ASK FOR NOTHIN (WHAT!)DON’T EVEN SAY NOTHIN (WHAT!)DON’T EVEN LOOK AT NOTHIN (OKAAAAY!)
ASSWHOOPIN IN AISLE 4ASSWHOOPIN IN AISLE 4THAT’S WHAT IT’S GONNA BE, NIGGAWHOOPIN IN AISLE 4

LISTEN UP NIGGA
YOU NOT GON ACT UP IN THIS STORE
LISTEN UP NIGGA
YOU NOT GON ACT UP IN THIS STORE

DON’T TOUCH NOTHIN (WHAT!)
DON’T ASK FOR NOTHIN (WHAT!)
DON’T EVEN SAY NOTHIN (WHAT!)
DON’T EVEN LOOK AT NOTHIN (OKAAAAY!)

ASSWHOOPIN IN AISLE 4
ASSWHOOPIN IN AISLE 4
THAT’S WHAT IT’S GONNA BE, NIGGA
WHOOPIN IN AISLE 4

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THIS IS NOT FAIRI’M BEING MISREPRESENTEDTHIS IS NOT FAIRI’M BEING MISREPRESENTED
I’M A DOG, BITCHTHAT’S WHAT I DO, BITCHWHAT YOU THOUGHT, BITCH?IT’S WHAT I DO, BITCH
YOU WANT ME OUT THE TRASH?DON’T THROW DELICIOUS THINGS AWAYYOU WANT ME OUT THE TRASH?DON’T THROW DELICIOUS THINGS AWAY
THIS IS PROPAGANDATHIS IS PROPAGANDAYOU THE REAL DUMMY HERETHIS IS PROPAGANDA

THIS IS NOT FAIR
I’M BEING MISREPRESENTED
THIS IS NOT FAIR
I’M BEING MISREPRESENTED

I’M A DOG, BITCH
THAT’S WHAT I DO, BITCH
WHAT YOU THOUGHT, BITCH?
IT’S WHAT I DO, BITCH

YOU WANT ME OUT THE TRASH?
DON’T THROW DELICIOUS THINGS AWAY
YOU WANT ME OUT THE TRASH?
DON’T THROW DELICIOUS THINGS AWAY

THIS IS PROPAGANDA
THIS IS PROPAGANDA
YOU THE REAL DUMMY HERE
THIS IS PROPAGANDA

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JUST GOT MY HAIR DONEI’M ALL THE WAY SWAGGED OUTJUST GOT MY HAIR DONEI’M ALL THE WAY SWAGGED OUT
MY HAIR IS LAID NIGGAMY HAIR IS LAID NIGGAMY HAIR IS LAID NIGGAMY HAIR IS LAID NIGGA
LOOK AT ALL THAT BODY (WHAT!)LOOK AT ALL THAT SHINE (YEAH!)LOOK AT THIS SHIT BITCH (YEAH!)CAN’T TELL ME NOTHIN BITCH (OKAAAAY!)
I’MA STEAL YO MANI’MA STEAL YO MANI’MA FLIP MY FUCKIN HAIRTHEN IM GON STEAL YO MAN

JUST GOT MY HAIR DONE
I’M ALL THE WAY SWAGGED OUT
JUST GOT MY HAIR DONE
I’M ALL THE WAY SWAGGED OUT

MY HAIR IS LAID NIGGA
MY HAIR IS LAID NIGGA
MY HAIR IS LAID NIGGA
MY HAIR IS LAID NIGGA

LOOK AT ALL THAT BODY (WHAT!)
LOOK AT ALL THAT SHINE (YEAH!)
LOOK AT THIS SHIT BITCH (YEAH!)
CAN’T TELL ME NOTHIN BITCH (OKAAAAY!)

I’MA STEAL YO MAN
I’MA STEAL YO MAN
I’MA FLIP MY FUCKIN HAIR
THEN IM GON STEAL YO MAN

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HEY WHAT UP BRENDA?THAT’S A SPIFFY FUCKING HATHEY WHAT UP BRENDA?THAT’S A SPIFFY FUCKING HAT
WAIT A MINUTE BWAIT A MINUTE BWAIT A MINUTE BWAIT A MINUTE B
WE SHOULD WORRY?  WE SHOULD WORRY? (WHAT!)YOU WANNA TELL ME WHY?WE SHOULD WORRY? WE SHOULD WORRY? (WHAT!)BITCH I NEED TO KNOW WHY
I’M GETTIN NERVOUS BRENDAWHY WON’T YOU FUCKING ANSWER ME?I’M GETTIN NERVOUS BRENDAWHY WON’T YOU FUCKING ANSWER ME?
ARE YOU ON BATH SALTS? (WHAT!)ARE THE ZOMBIES HERE? (WHAT!)IS LUMIDEE BACK? (LET’S HOPE NOT!)IS THE WORLD ENDING? (I’D MUCH PREFER THAT!)
PANIC MODE, NIGGAPANIC MODE, NIGGAWE MIGHT ALL BE FINNA DIEPANIC MODE, NIGGA

HEY WHAT UP BRENDA?
THAT’S A SPIFFY FUCKING HAT
HEY WHAT UP BRENDA?
THAT’S A SPIFFY FUCKING HAT

WAIT A MINUTE B
WAIT A MINUTE B
WAIT A MINUTE B
WAIT A MINUTE B

WE SHOULD WORRY?  WE SHOULD WORRY? (WHAT!)
YOU WANNA TELL ME WHY?
WE SHOULD WORRY? WE SHOULD WORRY? (WHAT!)
BITCH I NEED TO KNOW WHY

I’M GETTIN NERVOUS BRENDA
WHY WON’T YOU FUCKING ANSWER ME?
I’M GETTIN NERVOUS BRENDA
WHY WON’T YOU FUCKING ANSWER ME?

ARE YOU ON BATH SALTS? (WHAT!)
ARE THE ZOMBIES HERE? (WHAT!)
IS LUMIDEE BACK? (LET’S HOPE NOT!)
IS THE WORLD ENDING? (I’D MUCH PREFER THAT!)

PANIC MODE, NIGGA
PANIC MODE, NIGGA
WE MIGHT ALL BE FINNA DIE
PANIC MODE, NIGGA

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SLOW IT DOWN JESUSI THINK WE SHOULD TAKE THIS SLOWSLOW IT DOWN JESUSI THINK WE SHOULD TAKE THIS SLOW
I JUST MET YOU (WHAT!)PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON (WHAT!)I JUST MET YOU (WHAT!)PLEASE PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON (YEAH!)
TAKE ME TO DINNER FIRSTTAKE ME TO DINNER FIRSTI’M NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL TAKE ME TO DINNER FIRST

SLOW IT DOWN JESUS
I THINK WE SHOULD TAKE THIS SLOW
SLOW IT DOWN JESUS
I THINK WE SHOULD TAKE THIS SLOW

I JUST MET YOU (WHAT!)
PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON (WHAT!)
I JUST MET YOU (WHAT!)
PLEASE PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON (YEAH!)

TAKE ME TO DINNER FIRST
TAKE ME TO DINNER FIRST
I’M NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL
TAKE ME TO DINNER FIRST

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THIS IS FUCKED UPIT’S FUCKING 2012THIS IS FUCKED UPIT’S FUCKING 2012
SEGREGATION POSED TO ENDED IN THE 60S (OKAAAAY!)SEGREGATION POSED TO ENDED IN THE 60S (OKAAAAY!)
MY PRESIDENT IS BLACKBUT I STILL CAN’T GO WHERE I WANTMY PRESIDENT IS BLACKBUT I STILL CAN’T GO WHERE I WANT
FUCK THE POLICEFUCK THE POLICETHROW A TRASHCAN THROUGH THE WINDOWFUCK THE POLICE

THIS IS FUCKED UP
IT’S FUCKING 2012
THIS IS FUCKED UP
IT’S FUCKING 2012

SEGREGATION POSED TO ENDED IN THE 60S (OKAAAAY!)
SEGREGATION POSED TO ENDED IN THE 60S (OKAAAAY!)

MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK
BUT I STILL CAN’T GO WHERE I WANT
MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK
BUT I STILL CAN’T GO WHERE I WANT

FUCK THE POLICE
FUCK THE POLICE
THROW A TRASHCAN THROUGH THE WINDOW
FUCK THE POLICE

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I CAN’T BLINK NIGGAI CAN’T BLINK NIGGAMY BRAIDS IS SO FUCKIN TIGHTTHAT I CAN’T BLINK NIGGA
I TOLD KEISHA CHILL OUT WITH ALL THAT PULLIN (OKAAAY)I TOLD KEISHA CHILL OUT WITH ALL THAT PULLIN (OKAAAY)
IF SHE FUCK MY HAIRLINE UP (BITCH!)I’MA FUCK HER UPSHE FUCK MY HAIRLINE UP (BITCH!)I’MA FUCK HER UP
I NEED MY EDGES HOEI NEED MY EDGES HOEI AINT NAOMI CAMPBELLI NEED MY EDGES HOE

I CAN’T BLINK NIGGA
I CAN’T BLINK NIGGA
MY BRAIDS IS SO FUCKIN TIGHT
THAT I CAN’T BLINK NIGGA

I TOLD KEISHA CHILL OUT WITH ALL THAT PULLIN (OKAAAY)
I TOLD KEISHA CHILL OUT WITH ALL THAT PULLIN (OKAAAY)

IF SHE FUCK MY HAIRLINE UP (BITCH!)
I’MA FUCK HER UP
SHE FUCK MY HAIRLINE UP (BITCH!)
I’MA FUCK HER UP

I NEED MY EDGES HOE
I NEED MY EDGES HOE
I AINT NAOMI CAMPBELL
I NEED MY EDGES HOE

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