NEEDLESSLY CRUNK

WHERE YOU THINK YOU GOIN?
YOU THINK THIS IS YOUR HOUSE?
WHERE YOU THINK YOU GOIN?
YOU THINK THIS WAS YOUR HOUSE?

THERE HAS BEEN A CHANGE OF PLANS MOTHERFUCKAAAAA
THERE HAS BEEN A CHANGE OF PLANS MOTHERFUCKAAAAA

DON’T WORRY BOUT YOUR STUFF
BECAUSE I’M KEEPING THAT TOO
DON’T WORRY BOUT YOUR STUFF
BECAUSE I’M KEEPING THAT TOO

YOU SHALL NOT PASS
YOU SHALL NOT PASS
I WILL LAY EGGS IN YOUR HAIR
YOU SHALL NOT PASS

HOW YOU LIKE IT BITCH
TO SEE YO KIDS GET ATE
HOW YOU LIKE IT BITCH
TO SEE YO KIDS GET ATE

IT DON’T FEEL GOOD DO IT (BITCH!)
HOW YOU THINK I FEEL
IT DON’T FEEL GOOD DO IT (BITCH!)
HOW YOU THINK I FEEL

FUCK YO SCRAMBLED EGGS (WHAT!)
FUCK YO 2 PIECE (WHAT!)
FUCK YO CHICKEN SALAD (YEAH!)
FUCK YO HOT WINGS (OKAAAAY!)

TAKE THIS IRONY BITCH
TAKE THIS IRONY BITCH
PASS ME SOME HOT SAUCE
AND TAKE THIS IRONY BITCH

BACK UP WHITE GIRL
I DON’T NEED YO PANTY HOSE
BACK UP WHITE GIRL
I DON’T NEED YO PANTY HOSE

YOU SEE THIS ASS HEIFER?
YOU DON’T KNOW NOTHIN BOUT THAT
YOU SEE THIS ASS HEIFER?
YOU DON’T KNOW NOTHIN BOUT THAT

MY CHEEKS ARE RIGHTEOUS BITCH
MY CHEEKS ARE RIGHTEOUS BITCH
I’LL MAKE MY OWN DAMN PANTY HOSE
MY CHEEKS ARE RIGHTEOUS BITCH

AND WHERE THE FUCK YOU BEEN?
COMIN IN THIS HOUSE ALL LATE
WHERE THE FUCK YOU BEEN?
COMIN IN THIS HOUSE ALL LATE

YOU AIN’T SNEAKY NIGGA
YOU AIN’T SNEAKY NIGGA
YOU THOUGHT I WASN’T GON HEAR YOU?
YOU AIN’T SNEAKY NIGGA

DON’T LEMME FIND OUT YOU WAS AT THAT BITCH DONNA’S HOUSE (WHAT!)
DON’T LEMME FIND OUT YOU WAS AT THAT BITCH DONNA’S HOUSE (WHAT!)

LEMME SMELL YO PENDULUM
LEMME SMELL YO PENDULUM
IF YOU AIN’T SCARED NIGGA
LEMME SMELL YO PENDULUM

I FUCKIN KNEW IT BITCH!
THIS AINT MY BRAND OF GEAR OIL
I FUCKIN KNEW IT BITCH!
THIS AINT MY BRAND OF GEAR OIL

YO TIME IS UP NIGGA
THAT AIN’T JUST A METAPHOR
I’M ABOUT TO GET MY KNIFE
YO TIME IS UP NIGGA

HEY WHAT UP NIGGA
I NEED TO CHECK MY EMAIL
HEY WHAT UP NIGGA
I NEED TO CHECK MY EMAIL

SHOULD I USE A NEW BROWSER
OR IS THIS ONE OKAY?
SHOULD I USE A NEW BROWSER
OR IS THIS ONE OKAY?

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

WHO IS MR. HANDS?
LET ME GOOGLE THIS DUDE
WHO IS MR. HANDS?
LET ME GOOGLE THIS—

DUDE! WHAT
WHAT KIND OF SICK SHIT ARE YOU IN TO?!

WHAT EVEN THE FUCK!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
WHAT KINDA BIRTH DEFECT YOU GOT
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
WHAT KINDA BIRTH DEFECT YOU GOT

I’M PRETTY SURE THAT CHIN SIZE AIN’T NORMAL (OKAAAAAAY!)
I’M PRETTY SURE THAT CHIN SIZE AIN’T NORMAL (OKAAAAAAY!) 

YOU MIGHT NEED A LAWYER
YOU MIGHT NEED A LAWYER
GET SOME MONEY FOR YOUR SUFFERING
YOU MIGHT NEED A LAWYER

CALL WADDELL
CALL WADDELL
STOP ACTIN LIKE A BITCH
CALL WADDELL 

DON’T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT
THIS IS MY MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE
DON’T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT
THIS IS MY MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE

I DONT APPRECIATE YOUR TONE MOTHERFUCKAAAA
I DONT APPRECIATE YOUR TONE MOTHERFUCKAAAA  

YOU DON’T PAY NO BILLS
YOU DON’T PAY NO BILLS
YOU GOT NO SAY IN THIS SHIT
YOU DON’T PAY NO BILLS 

I HATE TYLER PERRY
WE NOT WATCHIN ‘MEET THE BROWNS’
I HATE TYLER PERRY
WE NOT WATCHIN ‘MEET THE BROWNS’

DON’T TOUCH MY REMOTE
DON’T TOUCH MY REMOTE
TYLER’S FINNA GET YOU CUT
DON’T TOUCH MY REMOTE 

WHERE MY GLOVES AT BITCH
I NEED MY HANDS WARM
WHERE MY GLOVES AT BITCH
I NEED MY HANDS WARM

IT’S FUCKIN WINTER OUTSIDE
WRAP IT UP BITCH
IT’S FUCKIN WINTER OUTSIDE
WRAP IT UP BITCH

FUCK FROSTBITE
FUCK FROSTBITE
MY BODY TEMPERATURE’S A BOSS
FUCK FROSTBITE 

WHAT THE FUCK MAX
WHAT THE FUCK YOU DO THIS TIME
WHAT THE FUCK MAX
WHAT THE FUCK YOU DO THIS TIME

YOU SAID YOU QUIT THE GAME
YOU SAID YOU QUIT THE GAME
YOU SAID YOU QUIT THE GAME
YOU SAID YOU QUIT THE GAME

WHAT WOULD YOUR PARENTS SAY
IF THEY SAW YOU RIGHT NOW
WHAT WOULD YOUR PARENTS SAY
IF THEY SAW YOU RIGHT NOW
WHAT WOULD YOUR PARENTS SAY

THEY’D PROLLY SAY
“ARF ARF BARK WOOF BARK BARK!”
THEY’D PROLLY SAY
“ARF ARF BARK WOOF BARK BARK!”

BECAUSE THEY DOGS, BITCH
CAUSE THEY DOGS, BITCH
THEY DON’T FUCKIN SPEAK ENGLISH
CAUSE THEY DOGS, BITCH

GET OFF MY GRANNY NIGGA
YOU AIN’T NO FUCKIN BOY SCOUT
GET OFF MY GRANNY NIGGA
YOU AIN’T NO FUCKIN BOY SCOUT

SHE CAN CROSS THE FUCKIN STREET BY HERSELF (OKAAAAY!)
SHE CAN CROSS THE FUCKIN STREET BY HERSELF (OKAAAAY!)

WHAT YOU SAY BITCH?
YOU REALLY ARE A BOY SCOUT?
WHAT YOU SAY BITCH?
YOU REALLY ARE A BOY SCOUT?

I STAND CORRECTED NIGGA
I STAND CORRECTED NIGGA
I STAND CORRECTED NIGGA
I STAND CORRECTED NIGGA