NEEDLESSLY CRUNK

I’M TORN, NIGGA
I’M NOT QUITE SURE WHAT TO DO
I’M TORN, NIGGA
I’M NOT QUITE SURE WHAT TO DO

I WOULD LIKE A HUG
BUT I WOULD NOT LIKE TO DIE
I WOULD LIKE A HUG
BUT I WOULD NOT LIKE TO DIE

BY FREE HUGS, DO YOU REALLY MEAN MURDEROUS DEATH?
BY FREE HUGS, DO YOU REALLY MEAN MURDEROUS DEATH?

CAUSE I’M NOT HERE FOR THAT
I’M NOT HERE FOR THAT
I’M JUST INTERESTED IN THE HUGS
I’M NOT HERE FOR THAT

FANS A MAKE HER DANCE
FANS A MAKE HER DANCE
FANS A MAKE HER DANCE
FANS A MAKE HER DANCE

WE GON MISS YOU NIGGA
WE SO SAD YO ASS IS GONE
WE GON MISS YOU NIGGA
WE SO SAD YO ASS IS GONE

WHO GON RAISE YO KIDS? (WHAT!)
WHO GON PAY YO DEBT? (WHAT!)
WHO GON  MOW MY LAWN? (YEAH!)
WHO GON FIX MY CAR?  (OKAAAAY!)

I GUESS IT DON’T MATTER
CAUSE YOU AIN’T DO THAT SHIT NO WAY
IT REALLY DON’T MATTER
CAUSE YOU AIN’T DO THAT SHIT NO WAY

COME TO THINK ABOUT IT NIGGA I AIN’T LIKE YOU THAT MUCH
COME TO THINK ABOUT IT NIGGA I AIN’T LIKE YOU THAT MUCH

ADIOS NIGGA
ADIOS NIGGA
I’MA FUCK YO BABY MOMS
ADIOS NIGGA

WE TALKED ABOUT THIS, TURTLE
NIGGA YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T FLY
WE TALKED ABOUT THIS, TURTLE
NIGGA YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T FLY

YOU LACK FEATHERS BITCH
AIN’T GOT NO WINGS NIGGA
THOSE ARE FLIPPERS HOE
WHERE YO WINGS, NIGGA?

ON SECOND THOUGHT BITCH
I SHOULD ENCOURAGE YOUR DREAMS
ON SECOND THOUGHT BITCH
I SHOULD ENTOURAGE YOUR DREAMS

DON’T LET THEM WHITE PEOPLE TELL YOU YOU CAN’T FLY (OKAAAAY!)
DON’T LET THEM WHITE PEOPLE TELL YOU YOU CAN’T FLY (OKAAAAY!)

NOW FLAP
FLAP
FLAP
FLAP NIGGAAAAA
FLAP
FLAP
FLAP NIGGAAAAA

WHERE YOU THINK YOU GOIN?
YOU THINK THIS IS YOUR HOUSE?
WHERE YOU THINK YOU GOIN?
YOU THINK THIS WAS YOUR HOUSE?

THERE HAS BEEN A CHANGE OF PLANS MOTHERFUCKAAAAA
THERE HAS BEEN A CHANGE OF PLANS MOTHERFUCKAAAAA

DON’T WORRY BOUT YOUR STUFF
BECAUSE I’M KEEPING THAT TOO
DON’T WORRY BOUT YOUR STUFF
BECAUSE I’M KEEPING THAT TOO

YOU SHALL NOT PASS
YOU SHALL NOT PASS
I WILL LAY EGGS IN YOUR HAIR
YOU SHALL NOT PASS

HOW YOU LIKE IT BITCH
TO SEE YO KIDS GET ATE
HOW YOU LIKE IT BITCH
TO SEE YO KIDS GET ATE

IT DON’T FEEL GOOD DO IT (BITCH!)
HOW YOU THINK I FEEL
IT DON’T FEEL GOOD DO IT (BITCH!)
HOW YOU THINK I FEEL

FUCK YO SCRAMBLED EGGS (WHAT!)
FUCK YO 2 PIECE (WHAT!)
FUCK YO CHICKEN SALAD (YEAH!)
FUCK YO HOT WINGS (OKAAAAY!)

TAKE THIS IRONY BITCH
TAKE THIS IRONY BITCH
PASS ME SOME HOT SAUCE
AND TAKE THIS IRONY BITCH

BACK UP WHITE GIRL
I DON’T NEED YO PANTY HOSE
BACK UP WHITE GIRL
I DON’T NEED YO PANTY HOSE

YOU SEE THIS ASS HEIFER?
YOU DON’T KNOW NOTHIN BOUT THAT
YOU SEE THIS ASS HEIFER?
YOU DON’T KNOW NOTHIN BOUT THAT

MY CHEEKS ARE RIGHTEOUS BITCH
MY CHEEKS ARE RIGHTEOUS BITCH
I’LL MAKE MY OWN DAMN PANTY HOSE
MY CHEEKS ARE RIGHTEOUS BITCH

AND WHERE THE FUCK YOU BEEN?
COMIN IN THIS HOUSE ALL LATE
WHERE THE FUCK YOU BEEN?
COMIN IN THIS HOUSE ALL LATE

YOU AIN’T SNEAKY NIGGA
YOU AIN’T SNEAKY NIGGA
YOU THOUGHT I WASN’T GON HEAR YOU?
YOU AIN’T SNEAKY NIGGA

DON’T LEMME FIND OUT YOU WAS AT THAT BITCH DONNA’S HOUSE (WHAT!)
DON’T LEMME FIND OUT YOU WAS AT THAT BITCH DONNA’S HOUSE (WHAT!)

LEMME SMELL YO PENDULUM
LEMME SMELL YO PENDULUM
IF YOU AIN’T SCARED NIGGA
LEMME SMELL YO PENDULUM

I FUCKIN KNEW IT BITCH!
THIS AINT MY BRAND OF GEAR OIL
I FUCKIN KNEW IT BITCH!
THIS AINT MY BRAND OF GEAR OIL

YO TIME IS UP NIGGA
THAT AIN’T JUST A METAPHOR
I’M ABOUT TO GET MY KNIFE
YO TIME IS UP NIGGA

HEY WHAT UP NIGGA
I NEED TO CHECK MY EMAIL
HEY WHAT UP NIGGA
I NEED TO CHECK MY EMAIL

SHOULD I USE A NEW BROWSER
OR IS THIS ONE OKAY?
SHOULD I USE A NEW BROWSER
OR IS THIS ONE OKAY?

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

WHO IS MR. HANDS?
LET ME GOOGLE THIS DUDE
WHO IS MR. HANDS?
LET ME GOOGLE THIS—

DUDE! WHAT
WHAT KIND OF SICK SHIT ARE YOU IN TO?!

WHAT EVEN THE FUCK!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
WHAT KINDA BIRTH DEFECT YOU GOT
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
WHAT KINDA BIRTH DEFECT YOU GOT

I’M PRETTY SURE THAT CHIN SIZE AIN’T NORMAL (OKAAAAAAY!)
I’M PRETTY SURE THAT CHIN SIZE AIN’T NORMAL (OKAAAAAAY!) 

YOU MIGHT NEED A LAWYER
YOU MIGHT NEED A LAWYER
GET SOME MONEY FOR YOUR SUFFERING
YOU MIGHT NEED A LAWYER

CALL WADDELL
CALL WADDELL
STOP ACTIN LIKE A BITCH
CALL WADDELL