NEEDLESSLY CRUNK

WHAT THE FUCK MAX
WHAT THE FUCK YOU DO THIS TIME
WHAT THE FUCK MAX
WHAT THE FUCK YOU DO THIS TIME

YOU SAID YOU QUIT THE GAME
YOU SAID YOU QUIT THE GAME
YOU SAID YOU QUIT THE GAME
YOU SAID YOU QUIT THE GAME

WHAT WOULD YOUR PARENTS SAY
IF THEY SAW YOU RIGHT NOW
WHAT WOULD YOUR PARENTS SAY
IF THEY SAW YOU RIGHT NOW
WHAT WOULD YOUR PARENTS SAY

THEY’D PROLLY SAY
“ARF ARF BARK WOOF BARK BARK!”
THEY’D PROLLY SAY
“ARF ARF BARK WOOF BARK BARK!”

BECAUSE THEY DOGS, BITCH
CAUSE THEY DOGS, BITCH
THEY DON’T FUCKIN SPEAK ENGLISH
CAUSE THEY DOGS, BITCH

GET OFF MY GRANNY NIGGA
YOU AIN’T NO FUCKIN BOY SCOUT
GET OFF MY GRANNY NIGGA
YOU AIN’T NO FUCKIN BOY SCOUT

SHE CAN CROSS THE FUCKIN STREET BY HERSELF (OKAAAAY!)
SHE CAN CROSS THE FUCKIN STREET BY HERSELF (OKAAAAY!)

WHAT YOU SAY BITCH?
YOU REALLY ARE A BOY SCOUT?
WHAT YOU SAY BITCH?
YOU REALLY ARE A BOY SCOUT?

I STAND CORRECTED NIGGA
I STAND CORRECTED NIGGA
I STAND CORRECTED NIGGA
I STAND CORRECTED NIGGA

DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
I’M FUCKIN GROWN NIGGA
DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

GANGSTAS DON’T LOVE
GANGSTAS DON’T LOVE
THEY DON’T EVEN LOVE THEYSELFS
GANGSTAS DON’T LOVE

I HATE MY EARLOBES (WHAT!)
I HATE MY KNEECAPS (WHAT!)
I HATE MY PINKY TOE (WHAT!)
I HATE MY RIGHT EYE (HOW RANDOM!)

DO SOMETHIN BOUT IT
DO SOMETHIN BOUT IT 
I COULD REALLY USE A HUG
DO SOMETHIN BOUT IT

THIS AINT FUNNY MOM
THIS AINT FUNNY MOM
IT’S MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY
THIS AINT FUNNY MOM

YOU ALWAYS DO THIS SHIT (MOTHERFUCKAAAAA!)
YOU ALWAYS DO THIS SHIT (MOTHERFUCKAAAAA!)

WHY DON’T YOU LOVE ME BITCH
WHY DON’T YOU LOVE ME BITCH
I’VE ALWAYS TRIED TO PLEASE YOU
WHY DON’T YOU LOVE ME BITCH

I JUST

I CAN’T EVEN DO THIS RIGHT NOW

NO, JUST FUCKING FORGET IT

FUCK YO FANNY PACK
FUCK YO FANNY PACK
THIS AINT 1992
FUCK YO FANNY PACK

THAT AIN’T A STROLLER (WHAT!)
THAT AIN’T A CAR SEAT (WHAT!)
THAT AIN’T A  BOUNCY CHAIR (WHAT!)
THAT AIN’T A PLAY PEN (OKAAAAY!)

THAT’S CHILD ENDANGERMENT NIGGA
THAT’S CHILD ENDANGERMENT NIGGA
THAT’S CHILD ENDANGERMENT NIGGA
THAT’S CHILD ENDANGERMENT NIGGA 

I’MA CALL THE PEOPLE
I’MA CALL THE PEOPLE
THEY GON COME AND TAKE YO KID
I’MA CALL THE PEOPLE