NEEDLESSLY CRUNKTumblr (3.0; @needlesslycrunk)http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/957ba77f77b95056ce704a7842f851b7/tumblr_mlcvb06BOt1r4inkdo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI </p>http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/48125809756http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/48125809756Tue, 16 Apr 2013 12:04:12 -0400OH HOW YOU DOIN MAMAYOU LOOK VERY NICE TODAYHOW YOU DOIN MAMAYOU...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8a2788eed45b3792620078849e5be8ef/tumblr_mkeo6pZm5k1r4inkdo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>OH HOW YOU DOIN MAMA<br/>YOU LOOK VERY NICE TODAY<br/>HOW YOU DOIN MAMA<br/>YOU LOOK VERY NICE TODAY</p> <p>DID YOU SLEEP GOOD?<br/>HAVE SOME GOOD DREAMS?<br/>THAT’S FUCKIN AWESOME MOM<br/>I’M GLAD TO HEAR IT MOM</p> <p>WHAT CHU MEAN WHERE’S THE CAT? (WHAT!)<br/>HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW?<br/>WHY YOU ASK ME THAT? (WHAT!)<br/>HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW?</p> <p>I’M OFFENDED, MOM<br/>I’M OFFENDED, MOM<br/>I’M OFFENDED, MOM<br/>I’M OFFENDED, MOM</p> <p>BY THE WAY, CAN YOU HELP ME GET<br/>THIS BLOOD OFF MY ONESIE?<br/>DONT ASK NO QUESTIONS<br/>JUST HELP ME GET THIS BLOOD OFF MY ONESIE</p>http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/46695277261http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/46695277261Sat, 30 Mar 2013 16:01:41 -0400needlessly crunkOH HOW YOU DOIN HOEYOU LOOKIN REAL BROKE DOWN TODAYHOW YOU DOIN...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/63a0f448c5857ca8429d0e89519b412c/tumblr_mkdptjvCAa1r4inkdo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>OH HOW YOU DOIN HOE<br/>YOU LOOKIN REAL BROKE DOWN TODAY<br/>HOW YOU DOIN HOE<br/>YOU LOOKIN REAL BROKE DOWN TODAY</p> <p>ME ON THE OTHER HAND, I AM FABULOUS, NIGGA<br/>ME ON THE OTHER HAND, I AM FABULOUS, NIGGA</p> <p>I’M SHORT, I’M FAT<br/>AND FUCKIN FIERCE, YA BITCH<br/>I’M SHORT, I’M FAT<br/>AND FUCKIN FIERCE, YA BITCH</p> <p>YO MAN LIKE IT, NIGGA<br/>YO MAN LIKE IT, NIGGA<br/>I’M ON MY WAY BACK FROM HIS HOUSE<br/>YO MAN LIKE IT, NIGGA</p> <p>GO HEAD AND HATE HOE<br/>GO HEAD AND HATE HOE<br/>IF I WAS YOU I’D HATE ME TOO<br/>GO HEAD AND HATE HOE</p>http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/46664819668http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/46664819668Sat, 30 Mar 2013 08:01:19 -0400SERIOUSLY HAROLDI CAN STILL DRIVEESERISLY HAROLDI CAN STILL...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/72189b525a8794baabe10bf422d2f9f5/tumblr_mkdpiiapH41r4inkdo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>SERIOUSLY HAROLD<br/>I CAN STILL DRIVEE<br/>SERISLY HAROLD<br/>I CAN STILL DRIVE</p> <p>I AINT DRUNK THAT MUCH<br/>GIMMIE MY KEYS HOE<br/>I AINT DRINK KAT MUSH<br/>GIMMIE MY KEY SHOE</p> <p>I MEAN MY KEYS HOE<br/>GIMMIE MY KEYHOLE<br/>I MEAN MY LOOP HOLE<br/>I MEAN MY</p> <p>SHIT</p> <p>GONNA THROW UP</p>http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/46616822448http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/46616822448Fri, 29 Mar 2013 16:01:44 -0400WHAT THE FUCK FISHESYOU KNOW YOU NIGGAS CAN’T FLYWHAT THE...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e41b2e207d2cab231c9dee9f325cc196/tumblr_mkdp1urqL51r4inkdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>WHAT THE FUCK FISHES<br/>YOU KNOW YOU NIGGAS CAN’T FLY<br/>WHAT THE FUCK FISHES<br/>YOU KNOW YOU NIGGAS CAN’T FLY</p> <p>GET BACK IN THE WATER <br/>GET BACK IN THE WATER<br/>GET BACK IN THE WATER<br/>GET BACK IN THE WATER</p> <p>AT LEAST WAIT UNTIL IT RAINS<br/>SO YOU WON’T DRY OUT AND DIE<br/>AT LEAST WAIT UNTIL IT RAINS<br/>SO YOU WON’T DRY OUT AND DIE</p> <p>FUCK YOU THEN NIGGA!<br/>I WAS TRYNA HELP YOU OUT<br/>KEEP FLYIN NIGGA<br/>I WAS TRYNA HELP YOU OUT</p> <p>ASHY ASS NIGGAS<br/>ASHY ASS NIGGAS<br/>OL CRUSTY FIN HAVIN’<br/>ASHY ASS NIGGAS</p>http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/46586037013http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/46586037013Fri, 29 Mar 2013 08:01:16 -0400needlessly crunkLISTEN UP NIGGAYOU NOT GON ACT UP IN THIS STORELISTEN UP...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/206f1c43530aa4078b75926146ef0161/tumblr_mkdoqwCjON1r4inkdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>LISTEN UP NIGGA<br/>YOU NOT GON ACT UP IN THIS STORE<br/>LISTEN UP NIGGA<br/>YOU NOT GON ACT UP IN THIS STORE</p> <p>DON’T TOUCH NOTHIN (WHAT!)<br/>DON’T ASK FOR NOTHIN (WHAT!)<br/>DON’T EVEN SAY NOTHIN (WHAT!)<br/>DON’T EVEN LOOK AT NOTHIN (OKAAAAY!)</p> <p>ASSWHOOPIN IN AISLE 4<br/>ASSWHOOPIN IN AISLE 4<br/>THAT’S WHAT IT’S GONNA BE, NIGGA<br/>WHOOPIN IN AISLE 4</p>http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/46527626303http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/46527626303Thu, 28 Mar 2013 16:01:36 -0400needlessly crunkTHIS IS NOT FAIRI’M BEING MISREPRESENTEDTHIS IS NOT...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/96b1f1ea7fe26afb81f0ce6caedd70dd/tumblr_mkdof2irID1r4inkdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>THIS IS NOT FAIR<br/>I’M BEING MISREPRESENTED<br/>THIS IS NOT FAIR<br/>I’M BEING MISREPRESENTED</p> <p>I’M A DOG, BITCH<br/>THAT’S WHAT I DO, BITCH<br/>WHAT YOU THOUGHT, BITCH?<br/>IT’S WHAT I DO, BITCH</p> <p>YOU WANT ME OUT THE TRASH?<br/>DON’T THROW DELICIOUS THINGS AWAY<br/>YOU WANT ME OUT THE TRASH?<br/>DON’T THROW DELICIOUS THINGS AWAY</p> <p>THIS IS PROPAGANDA<br/>THIS IS PROPAGANDA<br/>YOU THE REAL DUMMY HERE<br/>THIS IS PROPAGANDA</p>http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/46511686400http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/46511686400Thu, 28 Mar 2013 11:59:00 -0400needlessly crunkJUST GOT MY HAIR DONEI’M ALL THE WAY SWAGGED OUTJUST GOT...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/318f798d893238c8c92898c9cb6a018b/tumblr_mkdo1pGPLr1r4inkdo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>JUST GOT MY HAIR DONE<br/>I’M ALL THE WAY SWAGGED OUT<br/>JUST GOT MY HAIR DONE<br/>I’M ALL THE WAY SWAGGED OUT</p> <p>MY HAIR IS LAID NIGGA<br/>MY HAIR IS LAID NIGGA<br/>MY HAIR IS LAID NIGGA<br/>MY HAIR IS LAID NIGGA</p> <p>LOOK AT ALL THAT BODY (WHAT!)<br/>LOOK AT ALL THAT SHINE (YEAH!)<br/>LOOK AT THIS SHIT BITCH (YEAH!)<br/>CAN’T TELL ME NOTHIN BITCH (OKAAAAY!)</p> <p>I’MA STEAL YO MAN<br/>I’MA STEAL YO MAN<br/>I’MA FLIP MY FUCKIN HAIR<br/>THEN IM GON STEAL YO MAN</p>http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/46511229239http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/46511229239Thu, 28 Mar 2013 11:51:00 -0400needlessly crunkHEY WHAT UP BRENDA?THAT’S A SPIFFY FUCKING HATHEY WHAT UP...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4ebde4932000a62663f4ea43df829f91/tumblr_mjxb04p5GP1r4inkdo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>HEY WHAT UP BRENDA?<br/>THAT’S A SPIFFY FUCKING HAT<br/>HEY WHAT UP BRENDA?<br/>THAT’S A SPIFFY FUCKING HAT</p> <p>WAIT A MINUTE B<br/>WAIT A MINUTE B<br/>WAIT A MINUTE B<br/>WAIT A MINUTE B</p> <p>WE SHOULD WORRY?  WE SHOULD WORRY? (WHAT!)<br/>YOU WANNA TELL ME WHY?<br/>WE SHOULD WORRY? WE SHOULD WORRY? (WHAT!)<br/>BITCH I NEED TO KNOW WHY</p> <p>I’M GETTIN NERVOUS BRENDA<br/>WHY WON’T YOU FUCKING ANSWER ME?<br/>I’M GETTIN NERVOUS BRENDA<br/>WHY WON’T YOU FUCKING ANSWER ME?</p> <p>ARE YOU ON BATH SALTS? (WHAT!)<br/>ARE THE ZOMBIES HERE? (WHAT!)<br/>IS <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBGUFzGnsII">LUMIDEE</a> BACK? (LET’S HOPE NOT!)<br/>IS THE WORLD ENDING? (I’D MUCH PREFER THAT!)</p> <p>PANIC MODE, NIGGA<br/>PANIC MODE, NIGGA<br/>WE MIGHT ALL BE FINNA DIE<br/>PANIC MODE, NIGGA</p>http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/45773553769http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/45773553769Tue, 19 Mar 2013 15:48:04 -0400needlessly crunkSLOW IT DOWN JESUSI THINK WE SHOULD TAKE THIS SLOWSLOW IT DOWN...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d9cc7e2ab2b0417bd5b6b3ab962943f7/tumblr_mjx9io851X1r4inkdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>SLOW IT DOWN JESUS<br/>I THINK WE SHOULD TAKE THIS SLOW<br/>SLOW IT DOWN JESUS<br/>I THINK WE SHOULD TAKE THIS SLOW</p> <p>I JUST MET YOU (WHAT!)<br/>PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON (WHAT!)<br/>I JUST MET YOU (WHAT!)<br/>PLEASE PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON (YEAH!)</p> <p>TAKE ME TO DINNER FIRST<br/>TAKE ME TO DINNER FIRST<br/>I’M NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL <br/>TAKE ME TO DINNER FIRST</p>http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/45771265119http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/45771265119Tue, 19 Mar 2013 15:16:00 -0400needlessly crunkBAD BITCH CONTEST, YOU IN FIRST PLACE<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dfe583ca9693605cb42f9c58a07f1469/tumblr_mhqf1sZAnj1r4inkdo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>BAD BITCH CONTEST, YOU IN FIRST PLACE</p>http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/42336183463http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/42336183463Tue, 05 Feb 2013 00:25:04 -0500needlessly crunkTHIS IS FUCKED UPIT’S FUCKING 2012THIS IS FUCKED...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbc4dxhu7z1r4inkdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>THIS IS FUCKED UP<br/>IT’S FUCKING 2012<br/>THIS IS FUCKED UP<br/>IT’S FUCKING 2012</p> <p>SEGREGATION POSED TO ENDED IN THE 60S (OKAAAAY!)<br/>SEGREGATION POSED TO ENDED IN THE 60S (OKAAAAY!)</p> <p>MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK<br/>BUT I STILL CAN’T GO WHERE I WANT<br/>MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK<br/>BUT I STILL CAN’T GO WHERE I WANT</p> <p>FUCK THE POLICE<br/>FUCK THE POLICE<br/>THROW A TRASHCAN THROUGH THE WINDOW<br/>FUCK THE POLICE</p>http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/32933773119http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/32933773119Fri, 05 Oct 2012 07:59:40 -0400needlessly crunkneedlesslycrunkI CAN’T BLINK NIGGAI CAN’T BLINK NIGGAMY BRAIDS IS...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbc4733gp71r4inkdo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I CAN’T BLINK NIGGA<br/>I CAN’T BLINK NIGGA<br/>MY BRAIDS IS SO FUCKIN TIGHT<br/>THAT I CAN’T BLINK NIGGA</p> <p>I TOLD KEISHA CHILL OUT WITH ALL THAT PULLIN (OKAAAY)<br/>I TOLD KEISHA CHILL OUT WITH ALL THAT PULLIN (OKAAAY)</p> <p>IF SHE FUCK MY HAIRLINE UP (BITCH!)<br/>I’MA FUCK HER UP<br/>SHE FUCK MY HAIRLINE UP (BITCH!)<br/>I’MA FUCK HER UP</p> <p>I NEED MY EDGES HOE<br/>I NEED MY EDGES HOE<br/>I AINT <a href="http://www.becauseiamfabulous.com/wp-content/uploads/Naomi-Campbell-receeding-Hair-line-extensions-picture-photo-in-Ibiza-on-Vacation-with-Billionaire-Boyfriend-Because-I-am-Fabulous-1.jpg">NAOMI CAMPBELL</a><br/>I NEED MY EDGES HOE</p>http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/32887549610http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/32887549610Thu, 04 Oct 2012 16:00:06 -0400needlessly crunkneedlesslycrunkI’M TORN, NIGGAI’M NOT QUITE SURE WHAT TO...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbc3ol3M4H1r4inkdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’M TORN, NIGGA<br/>I’M NOT QUITE SURE WHAT TO DO<br/>I’M TORN, NIGGA<br/>I’M NOT QUITE SURE WHAT TO DO</p> <p>I WOULD LIKE A HUG<br/>BUT I WOULD NOT LIKE TO DIE<br/>I WOULD LIKE A HUG<br/>BUT I WOULD NOT LIKE TO DIE</p> <p>BY FREE HUGS, DO YOU REALLY MEAN MURDEROUS DEATH?<br/>BY FREE HUGS, DO YOU REALLY MEAN MURDEROUS DEATH?</p> <p>CAUSE I’M NOT HERE FOR THAT<br/>I’M NOT HERE FOR THAT<br/>I’M JUST INTERESTED IN THE HUGS<br/>I’M NOT HERE FOR THAT</p>http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/32868136395http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/32868136395Thu, 04 Oct 2012 07:53:08 -0400needlessly crunkneedlesslycrunkYOU GOT DONUTS NIGGA?LEMME HOLLA AT THEM HOESYOU GOT DONUTS...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbc3epRw3x1r4inkdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>YOU GOT DONUTS NIGGA?<br/>LEMME HOLLA AT THEM HOES<br/>YOU GOT DONUTS NIGGA?<br/>LEMME HOLLA AT THEM HOES</p> <p>THESE AIN’T BAD NIGGA<br/>THEY AINT THE BEST I EVER HAD<br/>BUT THESE AIN’T BAD NIGGA<br/>THEY NOT THE BEST I EVER HAD</p> <p>DAY IGHT, NIGGA<br/>DAY IGHT, NIGGA<br/>DAY MIGHT COULD BE A LITTLE BETTER<br/>DAY IGHT, NIGGA</p>http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/32821802002http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/32821802002Wed, 03 Oct 2012 16:25:00 -0400FANS A MAKE HER DANCEFANS A MAKE HER DANCEFANS A MAKE HER...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbc2wpkuf91r4inkdo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>FANS A MAKE HER DANCE<br/>FANS A MAKE HER DANCE<br/>FANS A MAKE HER DANCE<br/>FANS A MAKE HER DANCE</p>http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/32821076755http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/32821076755Wed, 03 Oct 2012 16:14:48 -0400needlessly crunkI TELL EM PUSSY CLEANI TELL EM PUSSY SQUEAKY <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90zvuHJgH1r4inkdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I TELL EM PUSSY CLEAN<br/>I TELL EM PUSSY SQUEAKY </p>http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/29788986141http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/29788986141Sun, 19 Aug 2012 19:28:43 -0400WE GON MISS YOU NIGGAWE SO SAD YO ASS IS GONEWE GON MISS YOU...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8yjijYRmw1r4inkdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>WE GON MISS YOU NIGGA<br/>WE SO SAD YO ASS IS GONE<br/>WE GON MISS YOU NIGGA<br/>WE SO SAD YO ASS IS GONE</p> <p>WHO GON RAISE YO KIDS? (WHAT!)<br/>WHO GON PAY YO DEBT? (WHAT!)<br/>WHO GON  MOW MY LAWN? (YEAH!)<br/>WHO GON FIX MY CAR?  (OKAAAAY!)</p> <p>I GUESS IT DON’T MATTER<br/>CAUSE YOU AIN’T DO THAT SHIT NO WAY<br/>IT REALLY DON’T MATTER<br/>CAUSE YOU AIN’T DO THAT SHIT NO WAY</p> <p>COME TO THINK ABOUT IT NIGGA I AIN’T LIKE YOU THAT MUCH<br/>COME TO THINK ABOUT IT NIGGA I AIN’T LIKE YOU THAT MUCH</p> <p>ADIOS NIGGA<br/>ADIOS NIGGA<br/>I’MA FUCK YO BABY MOMS<br/>ADIOS NIGGA</p>http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/29693739388http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/29693739388Sat, 18 Aug 2012 11:39:00 -0400needlessly crunkWE TALKED ABOUT THIS, TURTLENIGGA YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T FLYWE...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8xobyzPEQ1r4inkdo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/11487495543/sitcho-ass-down-turtle-you-know-you-cant-fly">WE TALKED ABOUT THIS, TURTLE</a><br/>NIGGA YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T FLY<br/>WE TALKED ABOUT THIS, TURTLE<br/>NIGGA YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T FLY</p> <p>YOU LACK FEATHERS BITCH<br/>AIN’T GOT NO WINGS NIGGA<br/>THOSE ARE FLIPPERS HOE<br/>WHERE YO WINGS, NIGGA?</p> <p>ON SECOND THOUGHT BITCH<br/>I SHOULD ENCOURAGE YOUR DREAMS<br/>ON SECOND THOUGHT BITCH<br/>I SHOULD ENTOURAGE YOUR DREAMS</p> <p>DON’T LET THEM WHITE PEOPLE TELL YOU YOU CAN’T FLY (OKAAAAY!)<br/>DON’T LET THEM WHITE PEOPLE TELL YOU YOU CAN’T FLY (OKAAAAY!)</p> <p>NOW FLAP<br/>FLAP<br/>FLAP<br/>FLAP NIGGAAAAA<br/>FLAP<br/>FLAP<br/>FLAP NIGGAAAAA</p>http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/29670955886http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/29670955886Sat, 18 Aug 2012 00:26:22 -0400needlessly crunkWHERE YOU THINK YOU GOIN?YOU THINK THIS IS YOUR HOUSE?WHERE YOU...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3nwho0w4H1r4inkdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>WHERE YOU THINK YOU GOIN?<br/>YOU THINK THIS IS YOUR HOUSE?<br/>WHERE YOU THINK YOU GOIN?<br/>YOU THINK THIS WAS YOUR HOUSE?</p> <p>THERE HAS BEEN A CHANGE OF PLANS MOTHERFUCKAAAAA<br/>THERE HAS BEEN A CHANGE OF PLANS MOTHERFUCKAAAAA</p> <p>DON’T WORRY BOUT YOUR STUFF<br/>BECAUSE I’M KEEPING THAT TOO<br/>DON’T WORRY BOUT YOUR STUFF<br/>BECAUSE I’M KEEPING THAT TOO</p> <p>YOU SHALL NOT PASS<br/>YOU SHALL NOT PASS<br/>I WILL LAY EGGS IN YOUR HAIR<br/>YOU SHALL NOT PASS</p>http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/22593003355http://needlesslycrunk.tumblr.com/post/22593003355Mon, 07 May 2012 12:58:35 -0400needlessly crunk