NEEDLESSLY CRUNK

Just a bunch of crunk song lyrics about things that don't necessarily need crunk song lyrics.

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HOW YOU LIKE IT BITCHTO SEE YO KIDS GET ATEHOW YOU LIKE IT BITCHTO SEE YO KIDS GET ATE
IT DON’T FEEL GOOD DO IT (BITCH!)HOW YOU THINK I FEELIT DON’T FEEL GOOD DO IT (BITCH!)HOW YOU THINK I FEEL
FUCK YO SCRAMBLED EGGS (WHAT!)FUCK YO 2 PIECE (WHAT!)FUCK YO CHICKEN SALAD (YEAH!)FUCK YO HOT WINGS (OKAAAAY!)
TAKE THIS IRONY BITCHTAKE THIS IRONY BITCHPASS ME SOME HOT SAUCEAND TAKE THIS IRONY BITCH

HOW YOU LIKE IT BITCH
TO SEE YO KIDS GET ATE
HOW YOU LIKE IT BITCH
TO SEE YO KIDS GET ATE

IT DON’T FEEL GOOD DO IT (BITCH!)
HOW YOU THINK I FEEL
IT DON’T FEEL GOOD DO IT (BITCH!)
HOW YOU THINK I FEEL

FUCK YO SCRAMBLED EGGS (WHAT!)
FUCK YO 2 PIECE (WHAT!)
FUCK YO CHICKEN SALAD (YEAH!)
FUCK YO HOT WINGS (OKAAAAY!)

TAKE THIS IRONY BITCH
TAKE THIS IRONY BITCH
PASS ME SOME HOT SAUCE
AND TAKE THIS IRONY BITCH

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BACK UP WHITE GIRLI DON’T NEED YO PANTY HOSEBACK UP WHITE GIRLI DON’T NEED YO PANTY HOSE
YOU SEE THIS ASS HEIFER?YOU DON’T KNOW NOTHIN BOUT THATYOU SEE THIS ASS HEIFER?YOU DON’T KNOW NOTHIN BOUT THAT
MY CHEEKS ARE RIGHTEOUS BITCHMY CHEEKS ARE RIGHTEOUS BITCHI’LL MAKE MY OWN DAMN PANTY HOSEMY CHEEKS ARE RIGHTEOUS BITCH

BACK UP WHITE GIRL
I DON’T NEED YO PANTY HOSE
BACK UP WHITE GIRL
I DON’T NEED YO PANTY HOSE

YOU SEE THIS ASS HEIFER?
YOU DON’T KNOW NOTHIN BOUT THAT
YOU SEE THIS ASS HEIFER?
YOU DON’T KNOW NOTHIN BOUT THAT

MY CHEEKS ARE RIGHTEOUS BITCH
MY CHEEKS ARE RIGHTEOUS BITCH
I’LL MAKE MY OWN DAMN PANTY HOSE
MY CHEEKS ARE RIGHTEOUS BITCH

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I’M A NINJA BITCHYOU CAN’T EVEN SEE MEI’M A NINJA BITCHYOU CAN’T EVEN SEE ME
I’M A MASTER OF DISGUISE MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAAI’M A MASTER OF DISGUISE MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAA
I’M A SHADOW NIGGA (WHAT!)I’M A GHOST BITCH (WHAT!)AM I EVEN HERE? (YEAH!)I’M NOT EVEN HERE (I CAN ACTUALLY SEE YOU PRETTY PLAINLY!)
WAIT DON’T SIT RIGHT HEREWAIT DON’T SIT RIGHT HEREWAIT DON’T SIT RIGHT HEREWAIT DON’T SIT RIGHT HERE
GET OFF MY LAP NIGGAGET OFF MY LAP NIGGAI’M TRYING TO KILL YOUGET OFF MY LAP NIGGA

I’M A NINJA BITCH
YOU CAN’T EVEN SEE ME
I’M A NINJA BITCH
YOU CAN’T EVEN SEE ME

I’M A MASTER OF DISGUISE MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAA
I’M A MASTER OF DISGUISE MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAA

I’M A SHADOW NIGGA (WHAT!)
I’M A GHOST BITCH (WHAT!)
AM I EVEN HERE? (YEAH!)
I’M NOT EVEN HERE (I CAN ACTUALLY SEE YOU PRETTY PLAINLY!)

WAIT DON’T SIT RIGHT HERE
WAIT DON’T SIT RIGHT HERE
WAIT DON’T SIT RIGHT HERE
WAIT DON’T SIT RIGHT HERE

GET OFF MY LAP NIGGA
GET OFF MY LAP NIGGA
I’M TRYING TO KILL YOU
GET OFF MY LAP NIGGA

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AND WHERE THE FUCK YOU BEEN?COMIN IN THIS HOUSE ALL LATEWHERE THE FUCK YOU BEEN?COMIN IN THIS HOUSE ALL LATE
YOU AIN’T SNEAKY NIGGAYOU AIN’T SNEAKY NIGGAYOU THOUGHT I WASN’T GON HEAR YOU?YOU AIN’T SNEAKY NIGGA
DON’T LEMME FIND OUT YOU WAS AT THAT BITCH DONNA’S HOUSE (WHAT!)DON’T LEMME FIND OUT YOU WAS AT THAT BITCH DONNA’S HOUSE (WHAT!)
LEMME SMELL YO PENDULUMLEMME SMELL YO PENDULUMIF YOU AIN’T SCARED NIGGALEMME SMELL YO PENDULUM
I FUCKIN KNEW IT BITCH!THIS AINT MY BRAND OF GEAR OILI FUCKIN KNEW IT BITCH!THIS AINT MY BRAND OF GEAR OIL
YO TIME IS UP NIGGATHAT AIN’T JUST A METAPHORI’M ABOUT TO GET MY KNIFEYO TIME IS UP NIGGA

AND WHERE THE FUCK YOU BEEN?
COMIN IN THIS HOUSE ALL LATE
WHERE THE FUCK YOU BEEN?
COMIN IN THIS HOUSE ALL LATE

YOU AIN’T SNEAKY NIGGA
YOU AIN’T SNEAKY NIGGA
YOU THOUGHT I WASN’T GON HEAR YOU?
YOU AIN’T SNEAKY NIGGA

DON’T LEMME FIND OUT YOU WAS AT THAT BITCH DONNA’S HOUSE (WHAT!)
DON’T LEMME FIND OUT YOU WAS AT THAT BITCH DONNA’S HOUSE (WHAT!)

LEMME SMELL YO PENDULUM
LEMME SMELL YO PENDULUM
IF YOU AIN’T SCARED NIGGA
LEMME SMELL YO PENDULUM

I FUCKIN KNEW IT BITCH!
THIS AINT MY BRAND OF GEAR OIL
I FUCKIN KNEW IT BITCH!
THIS AINT MY BRAND OF GEAR OIL

YO TIME IS UP NIGGA
THAT AIN’T JUST A METAPHOR
I’M ABOUT TO GET MY KNIFE
YO TIME IS UP NIGGA

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HEY WHAT UP NIGGA
I NEED TO CHECK MY EMAIL
HEY WHAT UP NIGGA
I NEED TO CHECK MY EMAIL

SHOULD I USE A NEW BROWSER
OR IS THIS ONE OKAY?
SHOULD I USE A NEW BROWSER
OR IS THIS ONE OKAY?

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

WHO IS MR. HANDS?
LET ME GOOGLE THIS DUDE
WHO IS MR. HANDS?
LET ME GOOGLE THIS—

DUDE!  WHAT
WHAT KIND OF SICK SHIT ARE YOU IN TO?!

WHAT EVEN THE FUCK!!!!

HEY WHAT UP NIGGA
I NEED TO CHECK MY EMAIL
HEY WHAT UP NIGGA
I NEED TO CHECK MY EMAIL

SHOULD I USE A NEW BROWSER
OR IS THIS ONE OKAY?
SHOULD I USE A NEW BROWSER
OR IS THIS ONE OKAY?

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

WHO IS MR. HANDS?
LET ME GOOGLE THIS DUDE
WHO IS MR. HANDS?
LET ME GOOGLE THIS—

DUDE! WHAT
WHAT KIND OF SICK SHIT ARE YOU IN TO?!

WHAT EVEN THE FUCK!!!!

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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENEDWHAT KINDA BIRTH DEFECT YOU GOTWHAT THE FUCK HAPPENEDWHAT KINDA BIRTH DEFECT YOU GOT
I’M PRETTY SURE THAT CHIN SIZE AIN’T NORMAL (OKAAAAAAY!)I’M PRETTY SURE THAT CHIN SIZE AIN’T NORMAL (OKAAAAAAY!) 
YOU MIGHT NEED A LAWYERYOU MIGHT NEED A LAWYERGET SOME MONEY FOR YOUR SUFFERINGYOU MIGHT NEED A LAWYER
CALL WADDELLCALL WADDELLSTOP ACTIN LIKE A BITCHCALL WADDELL 

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
WHAT KINDA BIRTH DEFECT YOU GOT
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
WHAT KINDA BIRTH DEFECT YOU GOT

I’M PRETTY SURE THAT CHIN SIZE AIN’T NORMAL (OKAAAAAAY!)
I’M PRETTY SURE THAT CHIN SIZE AIN’T NORMAL (OKAAAAAAY!) 

YOU MIGHT NEED A LAWYER
YOU MIGHT NEED A LAWYER
GET SOME MONEY FOR YOUR SUFFERING
YOU MIGHT NEED A LAWYER

CALL WADDELL
CALL WADDELL
STOP ACTIN LIKE A BITCH
CALL WADDELL 

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DON’T TALK TO ME LIKE THATTHIS IS MY MOTHERFUCKING HOUSEDON’T TALK TO ME LIKE THATTHIS IS MY MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE
I DONT APPRECIATE YOUR TONE MOTHERFUCKAAAAI DONT APPRECIATE YOUR TONE MOTHERFUCKAAAA  
YOU DON’T PAY NO BILLSYOU DON’T PAY NO BILLSYOU GOT NO SAY IN THIS SHITYOU DON’T PAY NO BILLS 
I HATE TYLER PERRYWE NOT WATCHIN ‘MEET THE BROWNS’I HATE TYLER PERRYWE NOT WATCHIN ‘MEET THE BROWNS’
DON’T TOUCH MY REMOTEDON’T TOUCH MY REMOTETYLER’S FINNA GET YOU CUTDON’T TOUCH MY REMOTE 

DON’T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT
THIS IS MY MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE
DON’T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT
THIS IS MY MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE

I DONT APPRECIATE YOUR TONE MOTHERFUCKAAAA
I DONT APPRECIATE YOUR TONE MOTHERFUCKAAAA  

YOU DON’T PAY NO BILLS
YOU DON’T PAY NO BILLS
YOU GOT NO SAY IN THIS SHIT
YOU DON’T PAY NO BILLS 

I HATE TYLER PERRY
WE NOT WATCHIN ‘MEET THE BROWNS’
I HATE TYLER PERRY
WE NOT WATCHIN ‘MEET THE BROWNS’

DON’T TOUCH MY REMOTE
DON’T TOUCH MY REMOTE
TYLER’S FINNA GET YOU CUT
DON’T TOUCH MY REMOTE 

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WATCH YOURSELF PUPPYTHESE HOES ARE BURNING IN THESE STREETSWATCH YOURSELF PUPPYTHESE HOES ARE BURNING IN THESE STREETS 
DONT LET THEM TITTIES DISTRACT YOUDONT LET THEM TITTIES DISTRACT YOU DONT LET THEM TITTIES DISTRACT YOU DONT LET THEM TITTIES DISTRACT YOU 
DON’T SAVE THEM HOESTHEY DONT WANNA BE SAVEDDON’T SAVE THEM HOESTHEY DON’T WANNA BE SAVED 

WATCH YOURSELF PUPPY
THESE HOES ARE BURNING IN THESE STREETS
WATCH YOURSELF PUPPY
THESE HOES ARE BURNING IN THESE STREETS 

DONT LET THEM TITTIES DISTRACT YOU
DONT LET THEM TITTIES DISTRACT YOU 
DONT LET THEM TITTIES DISTRACT YOU 
DONT LET THEM TITTIES DISTRACT YOU 

DON’T SAVE THEM HOES
THEY DONT WANNA BE SAVED
DON’T SAVE THEM HOES
THEY DON’T WANNA BE SAVED 

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I DONT GET YOU NIGGAI JUST DONT FUCKIN UNDERSTANDI DON’T GET YOU NIGGAI JUST DONT FUCKIN UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU ONLY KILL 99% OF MY GERMS?WHY YOU ONLY KILL 99% OF MY GERMS?
WHATS IN THAT 1%WHATS IN THAT 1% WHATS IN THAT 1% WHATS IN THAT 1% 
IS IT DIABEETUS? (WHAT!)IS IT KIDNEY FAILURE? (WHAT!)IS IT CLUB FOOT? (WHAT?!)IS IT MENOPAUSE? (THAT’S NOT CAUSED BY GERMS!)
YOU INEFFICIENT BITCHGO HARD OR GO HOMEYOU INEFFICIENT BITCHGO HARD OR GO HOME 

I DONT GET YOU NIGGA
I JUST DONT FUCKIN UNDERSTAND
I DON’T GET YOU NIGGA
I JUST DONT FUCKIN UNDERSTAND

WHY YOU ONLY KILL 99% OF MY GERMS?
WHY YOU ONLY KILL 99% OF MY GERMS?

WHATS IN THAT 1%
WHATS IN THAT 1% 
WHATS IN THAT 1% 
WHATS IN THAT 1% 

IS IT DIABEETUS? (WHAT!)
IS IT KIDNEY FAILURE? (WHAT!)
IS IT CLUB FOOT? (WHAT?!)
IS IT MENOPAUSE? (THAT’S NOT CAUSED BY GERMS!)

YOU INEFFICIENT BITCH
GO HARD OR GO HOME
YOU INEFFICIENT BITCH
GO HARD OR GO HOME