NEEDLESSLY CRUNK

Just a bunch of crunk song lyrics about things that don't necessarily need crunk song lyrics.

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THIS IS FUCKED UPIT’S FUCKING 2012THIS IS FUCKED UPIT’S FUCKING 2012
SEGREGATION POSED TO ENDED IN THE 60S (OKAAAAY!)SEGREGATION POSED TO ENDED IN THE 60S (OKAAAAY!)
MY PRESIDENT IS BLACKBUT I STILL CAN’T GO WHERE I WANTMY PRESIDENT IS BLACKBUT I STILL CAN’T GO WHERE I WANT
FUCK THE POLICEFUCK THE POLICETHROW A TRASHCAN THROUGH THE WINDOWFUCK THE POLICE

THIS IS FUCKED UP
IT’S FUCKING 2012
THIS IS FUCKED UP
IT’S FUCKING 2012

SEGREGATION POSED TO ENDED IN THE 60S (OKAAAAY!)
SEGREGATION POSED TO ENDED IN THE 60S (OKAAAAY!)

MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK
BUT I STILL CAN’T GO WHERE I WANT
MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK
BUT I STILL CAN’T GO WHERE I WANT

FUCK THE POLICE
FUCK THE POLICE
THROW A TRASHCAN THROUGH THE WINDOW
FUCK THE POLICE

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I CAN’T BLINK NIGGAI CAN’T BLINK NIGGAMY BRAIDS IS SO FUCKIN TIGHTTHAT I CAN’T BLINK NIGGA
I TOLD KEISHA CHILL OUT WITH ALL THAT PULLIN (OKAAAY)I TOLD KEISHA CHILL OUT WITH ALL THAT PULLIN (OKAAAY)
IF SHE FUCK MY HAIRLINE UP (BITCH!)I’MA FUCK HER UPSHE FUCK MY HAIRLINE UP (BITCH!)I’MA FUCK HER UP
I NEED MY EDGES HOEI NEED MY EDGES HOEI AINT NAOMI CAMPBELLI NEED MY EDGES HOE

I CAN’T BLINK NIGGA
I CAN’T BLINK NIGGA
MY BRAIDS IS SO FUCKIN TIGHT
THAT I CAN’T BLINK NIGGA

I TOLD KEISHA CHILL OUT WITH ALL THAT PULLIN (OKAAAY)
I TOLD KEISHA CHILL OUT WITH ALL THAT PULLIN (OKAAAY)

IF SHE FUCK MY HAIRLINE UP (BITCH!)
I’MA FUCK HER UP
SHE FUCK MY HAIRLINE UP (BITCH!)
I’MA FUCK HER UP

I NEED MY EDGES HOE
I NEED MY EDGES HOE
I AINT NAOMI CAMPBELL
I NEED MY EDGES HOE

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I’M TORN, NIGGAI’M NOT QUITE SURE WHAT TO DOI’M TORN, NIGGAI’M NOT QUITE SURE WHAT TO DO
I WOULD LIKE A HUGBUT I WOULD NOT LIKE TO DIEI WOULD LIKE A HUGBUT I WOULD NOT LIKE TO DIE
BY FREE HUGS, DO YOU REALLY MEAN MURDEROUS DEATH?BY FREE HUGS, DO YOU REALLY MEAN MURDEROUS DEATH?
CAUSE I’M NOT HERE FOR THATI’M NOT HERE FOR THATI’M JUST INTERESTED IN THE HUGSI’M NOT HERE FOR THAT

I’M TORN, NIGGA
I’M NOT QUITE SURE WHAT TO DO
I’M TORN, NIGGA
I’M NOT QUITE SURE WHAT TO DO

I WOULD LIKE A HUG
BUT I WOULD NOT LIKE TO DIE
I WOULD LIKE A HUG
BUT I WOULD NOT LIKE TO DIE

BY FREE HUGS, DO YOU REALLY MEAN MURDEROUS DEATH?
BY FREE HUGS, DO YOU REALLY MEAN MURDEROUS DEATH?

CAUSE I’M NOT HERE FOR THAT
I’M NOT HERE FOR THAT
I’M JUST INTERESTED IN THE HUGS
I’M NOT HERE FOR THAT

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YOU GOT DONUTS NIGGA?LEMME HOLLA AT THEM HOESYOU GOT DONUTS NIGGA?LEMME HOLLA AT THEM HOES
THESE AIN’T BAD NIGGATHEY AINT THE BEST I EVER HADBUT THESE AIN’T BAD NIGGATHEY NOT THE BEST I EVER HAD
DAY IGHT, NIGGADAY IGHT, NIGGADAY MIGHT COULD BE A LITTLE BETTERDAY IGHT, NIGGA

YOU GOT DONUTS NIGGA?
LEMME HOLLA AT THEM HOES
YOU GOT DONUTS NIGGA?
LEMME HOLLA AT THEM HOES

THESE AIN’T BAD NIGGA
THEY AINT THE BEST I EVER HAD
BUT THESE AIN’T BAD NIGGA
THEY NOT THE BEST I EVER HAD

DAY IGHT, NIGGA
DAY IGHT, NIGGA
DAY MIGHT COULD BE A LITTLE BETTER
DAY IGHT, NIGGA

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WE GON MISS YOU NIGGAWE SO SAD YO ASS IS GONEWE GON MISS YOU NIGGAWE SO SAD YO ASS IS GONE
WHO GON RAISE YO KIDS? (WHAT!)WHO GON PAY YO DEBT? (WHAT!)WHO GON  MOW MY LAWN? (YEAH!)WHO GON FIX MY CAR?  (OKAAAAY!)
I GUESS IT DON’T MATTERCAUSE YOU AIN’T DO THAT SHIT NO WAYIT REALLY DON’T MATTERCAUSE YOU AIN’T DO THAT SHIT NO WAY
COME TO THINK ABOUT IT NIGGA I AIN’T LIKE YOU THAT MUCHCOME TO THINK ABOUT IT NIGGA I AIN’T LIKE YOU THAT MUCH
ADIOS NIGGAADIOS NIGGAI’MA FUCK YO BABY MOMSADIOS NIGGA

WE GON MISS YOU NIGGA
WE SO SAD YO ASS IS GONE
WE GON MISS YOU NIGGA
WE SO SAD YO ASS IS GONE

WHO GON RAISE YO KIDS? (WHAT!)
WHO GON PAY YO DEBT? (WHAT!)
WHO GON  MOW MY LAWN? (YEAH!)
WHO GON FIX MY CAR?  (OKAAAAY!)

I GUESS IT DON’T MATTER
CAUSE YOU AIN’T DO THAT SHIT NO WAY
IT REALLY DON’T MATTER
CAUSE YOU AIN’T DO THAT SHIT NO WAY

COME TO THINK ABOUT IT NIGGA I AIN’T LIKE YOU THAT MUCH
COME TO THINK ABOUT IT NIGGA I AIN’T LIKE YOU THAT MUCH

ADIOS NIGGA
ADIOS NIGGA
I’MA FUCK YO BABY MOMS
ADIOS NIGGA

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WE TALKED ABOUT THIS, TURTLENIGGA YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T FLYWE TALKED ABOUT THIS, TURTLENIGGA YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T FLY
YOU LACK FEATHERS BITCHAIN’T GOT NO WINGS NIGGATHOSE ARE FLIPPERS HOEWHERE YO WINGS, NIGGA?
ON SECOND THOUGHT BITCHI SHOULD ENCOURAGE YOUR DREAMSON SECOND THOUGHT BITCHI SHOULD ENTOURAGE YOUR DREAMS
DON’T LET THEM WHITE PEOPLE TELL YOU YOU CAN’T FLY (OKAAAAY!)DON’T LET THEM WHITE PEOPLE TELL YOU YOU CAN’T FLY (OKAAAAY!)
NOW FLAPFLAPFLAPFLAP NIGGAAAAAFLAPFLAPFLAP NIGGAAAAA

WE TALKED ABOUT THIS, TURTLE
NIGGA YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T FLY
WE TALKED ABOUT THIS, TURTLE
NIGGA YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T FLY

YOU LACK FEATHERS BITCH
AIN’T GOT NO WINGS NIGGA
THOSE ARE FLIPPERS HOE
WHERE YO WINGS, NIGGA?

ON SECOND THOUGHT BITCH
I SHOULD ENCOURAGE YOUR DREAMS
ON SECOND THOUGHT BITCH
I SHOULD ENTOURAGE YOUR DREAMS

DON’T LET THEM WHITE PEOPLE TELL YOU YOU CAN’T FLY (OKAAAAY!)
DON’T LET THEM WHITE PEOPLE TELL YOU YOU CAN’T FLY (OKAAAAY!)

NOW FLAP
FLAP
FLAP
FLAP NIGGAAAAA
FLAP
FLAP
FLAP NIGGAAAAA

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WHERE YOU THINK YOU GOIN?YOU THINK THIS IS YOUR HOUSE?WHERE YOU THINK YOU GOIN?YOU THINK THIS WAS YOUR HOUSE?
THERE HAS BEEN A CHANGE OF PLANS MOTHERFUCKAAAAATHERE HAS BEEN A CHANGE OF PLANS MOTHERFUCKAAAAA
DON’T WORRY BOUT YOUR STUFFBECAUSE I’M KEEPING THAT TOODON’T WORRY BOUT YOUR STUFFBECAUSE I’M KEEPING THAT TOO
YOU SHALL NOT PASSYOU SHALL NOT PASSI WILL LAY EGGS IN YOUR HAIRYOU SHALL NOT PASS

WHERE YOU THINK YOU GOIN?
YOU THINK THIS IS YOUR HOUSE?
WHERE YOU THINK YOU GOIN?
YOU THINK THIS WAS YOUR HOUSE?

THERE HAS BEEN A CHANGE OF PLANS MOTHERFUCKAAAAA
THERE HAS BEEN A CHANGE OF PLANS MOTHERFUCKAAAAA

DON’T WORRY BOUT YOUR STUFF
BECAUSE I’M KEEPING THAT TOO
DON’T WORRY BOUT YOUR STUFF
BECAUSE I’M KEEPING THAT TOO

YOU SHALL NOT PASS
YOU SHALL NOT PASS
I WILL LAY EGGS IN YOUR HAIR
YOU SHALL NOT PASS

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