NEEDLESSLY CRUNK

I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI

OH HOW YOU DOIN MAMA
YOU LOOK VERY NICE TODAY
HOW YOU DOIN MAMA
YOU LOOK VERY NICE TODAY

DID YOU SLEEP GOOD?
HAVE SOME GOOD DREAMS?
THAT’S FUCKIN AWESOME MOM
I’M GLAD TO HEAR IT MOM

WHAT CHU MEAN WHERE’S THE CAT? (WHAT!)
HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW?
WHY YOU ASK ME THAT? (WHAT!)
HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW?

I’M OFFENDED, MOM
I’M OFFENDED, MOM
I’M OFFENDED, MOM
I’M OFFENDED, MOM

BY THE WAY, CAN YOU HELP ME GET
THIS BLOOD OFF MY ONESIE?
DONT ASK NO QUESTIONS
JUST HELP ME GET THIS BLOOD OFF MY ONESIE

OH HOW YOU DOIN HOE
YOU LOOKIN REAL BROKE DOWN TODAY
HOW YOU DOIN HOE
YOU LOOKIN REAL BROKE DOWN TODAY

ME ON THE OTHER HAND, I AM FABULOUS, NIGGA
ME ON THE OTHER HAND, I AM FABULOUS, NIGGA

I’M SHORT, I’M FAT
AND FUCKIN FIERCE, YA BITCH
I’M SHORT, I’M FAT
AND FUCKIN FIERCE, YA BITCH

YO MAN LIKE IT, NIGGA
YO MAN LIKE IT, NIGGA
I’M ON MY WAY BACK FROM HIS HOUSE
YO MAN LIKE IT, NIGGA

GO HEAD AND HATE HOE
GO HEAD AND HATE HOE
IF I WAS YOU I’D HATE ME TOO
GO HEAD AND HATE HOE

SERIOUSLY HAROLD
I CAN STILL DRIVEE
SERISLY HAROLD
I CAN STILL DRIVE

I AINT DRUNK THAT MUCH
GIMMIE MY KEYS HOE
I AINT DRINK KAT MUSH
GIMMIE MY KEY SHOE

I MEAN MY KEYS HOE
GIMMIE MY KEYHOLE
I MEAN MY LOOP HOLE
I MEAN MY

SHIT

GONNA THROW UP

WHAT THE FUCK FISHES
YOU KNOW YOU NIGGAS CAN’T FLY
WHAT THE FUCK FISHES
YOU KNOW YOU NIGGAS CAN’T FLY

GET BACK IN THE WATER
GET BACK IN THE WATER
GET BACK IN THE WATER
GET BACK IN THE WATER

AT LEAST WAIT UNTIL IT RAINS
SO YOU WON’T DRY OUT AND DIE
AT LEAST WAIT UNTIL IT RAINS
SO YOU WON’T DRY OUT AND DIE

FUCK YOU THEN NIGGA!
I WAS TRYNA HELP YOU OUT
KEEP FLYIN NIGGA
I WAS TRYNA HELP YOU OUT

ASHY ASS NIGGAS
ASHY ASS NIGGAS
OL CRUSTY FIN HAVIN’
ASHY ASS NIGGAS

LISTEN UP NIGGA
YOU NOT GON ACT UP IN THIS STORE
LISTEN UP NIGGA
YOU NOT GON ACT UP IN THIS STORE

DON’T TOUCH NOTHIN (WHAT!)
DON’T ASK FOR NOTHIN (WHAT!)
DON’T EVEN SAY NOTHIN (WHAT!)
DON’T EVEN LOOK AT NOTHIN (OKAAAAY!)

ASSWHOOPIN IN AISLE 4
ASSWHOOPIN IN AISLE 4
THAT’S WHAT IT’S GONNA BE, NIGGA
WHOOPIN IN AISLE 4

THIS IS NOT FAIR
I’M BEING MISREPRESENTED
THIS IS NOT FAIR
I’M BEING MISREPRESENTED

I’M A DOG, BITCH
THAT’S WHAT I DO, BITCH
WHAT YOU THOUGHT, BITCH?
IT’S WHAT I DO, BITCH

YOU WANT ME OUT THE TRASH?
DON’T THROW DELICIOUS THINGS AWAY
YOU WANT ME OUT THE TRASH?
DON’T THROW DELICIOUS THINGS AWAY

THIS IS PROPAGANDA
THIS IS PROPAGANDA
YOU THE REAL DUMMY HERE
THIS IS PROPAGANDA

JUST GOT MY HAIR DONE
I’M ALL THE WAY SWAGGED OUT
JUST GOT MY HAIR DONE
I’M ALL THE WAY SWAGGED OUT

MY HAIR IS LAID NIGGA
MY HAIR IS LAID NIGGA
MY HAIR IS LAID NIGGA
MY HAIR IS LAID NIGGA

LOOK AT ALL THAT BODY (WHAT!)
LOOK AT ALL THAT SHINE (YEAH!)
LOOK AT THIS SHIT BITCH (YEAH!)
CAN’T TELL ME NOTHIN BITCH (OKAAAAY!)

I’MA STEAL YO MAN
I’MA STEAL YO MAN
I’MA FLIP MY FUCKIN HAIR
THEN IM GON STEAL YO MAN

HEY WHAT UP BRENDA?
THAT’S A SPIFFY FUCKING HAT
HEY WHAT UP BRENDA?
THAT’S A SPIFFY FUCKING HAT

WAIT A MINUTE B
WAIT A MINUTE B
WAIT A MINUTE B
WAIT A MINUTE B

WE SHOULD WORRY?  WE SHOULD WORRY? (WHAT!)
YOU WANNA TELL ME WHY?
WE SHOULD WORRY? WE SHOULD WORRY? (WHAT!)
BITCH I NEED TO KNOW WHY

I’M GETTIN NERVOUS BRENDA
WHY WON’T YOU FUCKING ANSWER ME?
I’M GETTIN NERVOUS BRENDA
WHY WON’T YOU FUCKING ANSWER ME?

ARE YOU ON BATH SALTS? (WHAT!)
ARE THE ZOMBIES HERE? (WHAT!)
IS LUMIDEE BACK? (LET’S HOPE NOT!)
IS THE WORLD ENDING? (I’D MUCH PREFER THAT!)

PANIC MODE, NIGGA
PANIC MODE, NIGGA
WE MIGHT ALL BE FINNA DIE
PANIC MODE, NIGGA

SLOW IT DOWN JESUS
I THINK WE SHOULD TAKE THIS SLOW
SLOW IT DOWN JESUS
I THINK WE SHOULD TAKE THIS SLOW

I JUST MET YOU (WHAT!)
PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON (WHAT!)
I JUST MET YOU (WHAT!)
PLEASE PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON (YEAH!)

TAKE ME TO DINNER FIRST
TAKE ME TO DINNER FIRST
I’M NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL
TAKE ME TO DINNER FIRST